Covert Operation

I believe that Girlie may have been sent to Malawi on a secret mission.  I don't have any solid proof yet, but I think her objective is to use her cooking skills to fatten us up.  I became suspicious when we were talking one day when she said, "Sr. Pat sent me here to fatten you up."  She may have inadvertently revealed further details of her diabolical plot in that same conversation, however, I was eating a Malaysian desert that could only have been made using black magic or some other-worldly form of confectionery procurement so I distracted.  I will continue to investigate after we finish our debate on which dictionary to use when playing scrabble: American-English or British-English.